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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Sep 1st at 11PM / via: dialupmodem / op: ourglassfigures / 285,196 notes

Sep 1st at 11PM / via: parkingstrange / op: attackoncat / 786,469 notes

thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement


Sep 1st at 11PM / via: xsuperbubblezx / op: zerostatereflex / 439,080 notes

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 


Sep 1st at 11PM / via: guy / op: ratak-monodosico / 206,215 notes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that


Sep 1st at 11PM / via: parkingstrange / op: suzziepsyche / 329,970 notes
gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.


Sep 1st at 11PM / via: unclefather / op: ridge / 83,621 notes

Sep 1st at 11PM / via: awkward-lee / op: ofela / 585,050 notes
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?


gavinfreeinplacesheshouldntbe:

Wait for it…

gavinfreeinplacesheshouldntbe:

Wait for it…



unclefather:

walk walk fashion baby


Sep 1st at 11PM / via: swarnpert / op: melaninacorpse / 123,306 notes
hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop


Sep 1st at 11PM / via: xsuperbubblezx / op: secondtired / 262,631 notes

Sep 1st at 10PM / via: xsuperbubblezx / op: did-you-kno / 258,092 notes
sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

attackonmytitties:

asherlockedwizard:

krystil-with-a-k:


sincerelynneka:
It’s called the border between heaven and earth .







Reblogging because beautiful deserves beautiful name.

HOLLY FUCKING CHIRST THIS IS MY COUNTRY 



jesus christ I can’t wait til i go there next year

sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

attackonmytitties:

asherlockedwizard:

krystil-with-a-k:

sincerelynneka:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth .

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Reblogging because beautiful deserves beautiful name.

HOLLY FUCKING CHIRST THIS IS MY COUNTRY 

jesus christ I can’t wait til i go there next year


Sep 1st at 10PM / via: poopflow / op: pr1nceshawn / 59,596 notes

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.


Sep 1st at 10PM / via: chocolaty / op: chocolaty / 112 notes
chocolaty:

I WAS CURIOUS AND I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS

chocolaty:

I WAS CURIOUS AND I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS