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ruinedchildhood:

these are harder then they look

ruinedchildhood:

these are harder then they look


Aug 21st at 9PM / via: maliciousmelons / op: v171 / 32,238 notes

v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?


Aug 21st at 9PM / via: firefoxed / op: sweetmoonbeam17 / 129,325 notes

elly-hiddlesherloki:

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  


Aug 21st at 9PM / via: condom / op: blkdzn / 25,329 notes

queenofsabah:

irikialorraine:

blkdzn:

"and this is for colored girls…"

My Queen couldn’t stop crying when she was watching this.

i love him.


Aug 21st at 9PM / via: condom / op: anuaks / 22,655 notes
i don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s more sad. Guys who aren&#8217;t sure if the girl knows he actually admires her personality, or girls who aren&#8217;t sure if guys admire her personality

i don’t know what’s more sad. Guys who aren’t sure if the girl knows he actually admires her personality, or girls who aren’t sure if guys admire her personality


Aug 21st at 9PM / via: waluiqi / op: meladoodle / 10,925 notes

meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet



mr-cappadocia:

thedoctordawn:

liamdryden:

ohitsjustkim:

swolemamba:

robregal:

white-people-be-like:

When will they learn

This shit ain’t funny at all. I don’t know why these white dudes think it’s okay to walk up to people, blatantly insult them, then think nothing should happen. Then people look at the Black folks in the vids like THEY’RE wrong.

I don’t see how this is a prank…if getting punched is a prank then Manny pacquiao is the funniest man on the planet

surely a prank is supposed to make everyone laugh when it’s over. even the victim? regardless of what these twats are labelling it as, these poor lads still go home having experienced yet another racist verbal attack on them when they were just innocently living their lives.

fuckin dickwads.

do we REALLY expect anything less idiotic from something called BROPRANKSTV though

Well to be fair, the last gif had me in stitches.

All this video does is tell white people to shoot first. Seriously. Did you guys actually think about the implications of this video? At all?

Every white supremacist watching this video only has their suspicions confirmed. That if you use words blacks will use violence so it’s best to just put them down.

I’m hard pressed to think of a better series of gifs to discredit the black community than this one.

Every racist out there is thinking “The uncivilized respond to words they don’t like with violence”. And the above just confirms to them that blacks have no part in modern society. That they “belong in the jungle” with the rest of the fucking animals.

This presents the black community as violent, lawless, brutal, and, worst of all, as a threat. Want to stop black kids from getting shot in the fucking street? Stop producing shit like this that ingrains it in people’s minds that they’re little more than unthinking dogs that will bite at the slightest provocation.

Why? Why would you celebrate this? Why? With all that’s going on right now WHY would you champion this? Why would you do this to their community? Why? I just do not understand. What were you thinking?


Aug 21st at 9PM / via: funashi / op: mariealbertine / 177,904 notes
walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 


Aug 21st at 9PM / via: davidthadeer / op: basedheisenberg / 101,001 notes

davidthadeer:

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

Being drunk and regretting a legitimate one night stand also does not mean rape occurred.


Aug 21st at 8PM / via: vanillish / op: vinebox / 12,220 notes

vinebox:

Her imaginary gun game too strong


Aug 21st at 8PM / via: jraphic / op: sniffing / 68,939 notes
sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later

sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later


2/10 Would Not Bang

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW HUMAN’S WORK? IF YOUR EXPECTATIONS ARE THIS HIGH I CAN PROMISE YOU YOU’LL NEVER FIND ANYONE TO ‘BANG’


mikasa-aackerman:

annie-leonhardts-ass:

So I was at the dentists today and I tasted straight up blood in my mouth so I was like, “Let me guess, it’s because I don’t floss.”
And she smiled and said, “No, it’s because I’m new.”
I am shocked

Oh shit son.